One (1) lollipop (I recommend the blue Tootsie pops.)
One (1) cigarette (they don't sell them in singles so you'll either have to borrow one from a friend or wait til they die. It won't be long.)
One (1) toothpick or something.
Instructions:
1. Using the toothpick, remove the filter and some of the tobacco
2. Insert sucker
3. Look Cool
Enjoy. Also, here's a song. It's called "Real Love." It was never released, but it's quite good.
Wait, do you have more inventions to help me look cool?
ReplyDeleteYou should do a separate blog for things like this. Or I should just hire you as my image consultant. What do you normally charge?
i was originally going to post and say "save the wrapper if it has the Indian or Star (http://www.candyfavorites.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/tootsie-300x292.jpg).... but my entire childhood just went out the drain a minutes ago when I found out that saving those up doesn't get you a free pop...
ReplyDeleteI have some dried out cigs from 1993 when I quit smoking. Any takers? You look cool Jon-Erik without that stuff. Loved your song ... nicely done.
ReplyDeleteI really like this song...I'll pass on the Sicky Pop. I'll try to look cool without it.
ReplyDeleteGreat job. Didn't they release this a few years ago with the living Beatles singing along?
ReplyDeleteIt would be so cool to find an old Beatles song in your attic, but I guess that would mean that a Beatle would have been living in your house which would make it less amazing that you found one of his songs, but then again it would be cool to know that a Beatle lived in your house and his stuff ended up in your attic.
You can have my cigarettes when I die buddy.
ReplyDeleteI agree, it's a pretty song.
ReplyDeleteLove this song. Regina Spektor does a cover of it that is gorgeous. Not nearly as gorgeous as your version, but pretty dang close. I think it would have been better had you sang it with the Ciggy pop in hand.
ReplyDeleteI had no idea this was a cover when Regina Spektor did it! thats amaaazing! and i love it.
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